This is not a tag for the faint of heart. All right, that was a little melodramatic, but I bet you loved it!
I was recently tagged by the lovely Ginger over at Ginger Loves Makeup and I have to say, I had a blast reading her answers, and also taking a closer look at my own stats, something which I don’t always delve into.
Most of the search engine queries ended up being logged as Unknown Search Terms, which is a real shame. I feel like I’ve been cheated out a lot of weirdness that was due to me, but I’m fairly happy about the ones that were tracked. Now, without further ado I shall share my favourites in no particular order. They are all wonderful and special in their own way.
I’m not sure I want to know. I’m sorely tempted to replace the commas with full stops and see exactly what kind of website I end up on (I mean, I can guess, and so can you, but I love getting to the bottom of things! Don’t you?), but I think remaining in blissful ignorance might be the better option for this one.
2. “tokyo tree tower is ugly”
So this person is referring to the Tokyo Sky Tree, which opened in 2012 and is the tallest building and newest attraction in Tokyo. I personally think it is not very aesthetically blessed in the day time (it looks very futuristic, and reminds me of a space station) but at night when it is all lit up, it looks quite nice, and even has a light spinning round at the top, not unlike a lighthouse. The shopping mall area at the foot of the tower is really lovely, and I enjoyed browsing all the shops there. It’s very popular and if you are in Tokyo and around the Asakusa area anyway, you might as well stop by.
3. “looking glass self”
A complete mystery.
4. “magic ice cream purple asian”
Beautifully weird. I can get that perhaps in Asia ice cream is all sorts of wonderful colours, but magic? What is going on there?
5. “cinderella and the rabbit”
Hilarious! This sounds like a fairy tale about a sex toy to me.
6. “enough anything”
An existential crisis perhaps?
7. “rabbit and looking glass self”
Like number 3, I have no idea. Could this be the same person?
8. “needs satisfied with saku saku panda”
I’m not entirely sure what kind of needs this person was referring to, but hey, Saku Saku Panda can do it all.
9. “www.fuck tokyo style.com”
Presumably if you removed the spaces you’d end up on a website. I do not intend to try.
10. “tokyo fuck buddy”
I did write a blog post about this kind of proposition so it’s understandable that this person ended up on my blog, but I’m not sure whether I should be concerned or not that there is someone out there actually looking for one!
Bonus: “perfecting patience (the blow hole boys)”
This sounds like a song title followed by the name of a boyband! I’m scared to Google it.
Well, wasn’t that exciting? Here’s hoping 2014 brings me more wonderful weirdness, courtesy of Google. I’d love to hear your thoughts about it all, and if you have any of your own funny stories to share, I’d really love to hear them.
I hope you are all in the middle of a beautiful weekend, lovelies! Much love to you all.