I can do no right

You’re too sexy, you’re not sexy enough, you should wear more makeup, you’re wearing too much makeup, your hair should be poker straight, no, it should have volume, waves are in this year, wear form fitting clothes to show off your assets, but you must be professional, you should get a fringe, they’re edgy and cute, don’t get a fringe, they make you look like you’re five, wear heels, no, wear flats, glasses are sexy, no, you’re cuter without glasses, you should wear earrings, your earrings are too big…

I, clearly, can do no right.

That is all.

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